Random fictional work facts

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At the fictional fascist labour camp I work:

• Employees are not permitted to discuss their employer, except to say how wonderful it is
• The organisation employs over 6000 people in 20 labour camps
• There are over 130 departments in just 1 site alone
• A minimum of 10 people per week leave employment
• HR actively contrive to be rid of a minimum 20 staff per week
• HR trains managers in how to "encourage" staff to leave
• Most of the staff that stay are given a pay cut to further encourage their departure
• Vacant positions are reclassified and filled at a lower pay rate
• HR staff and managers get promoted for achieving targets
• Today 3 directors, 20 managers and 40 staff had their jobs advertised
• Job advertisements are placed daily
• In excess of 2000 staffing changes occur per year
• Your current manager has to approve your transfer out to another dept
• My manager told me he wants to get rid of me (not transfer me)
• HR & my manager failed to terminate me
• I was replaced by 9 unskilled staff (but am still employed at the same pay rate)

:bademoticon: Is this an organisation you would want to work at? :bademoticon:

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